Ron Mallory has girl trouble. It seems his dream girl is just that – a dream. She only exists in his imagination and the picture frames he bought at Walmart! His buddy Bill has girl troubles too, but of a totally different kind – his girl doesn’t exist either but he has to convince a lawyer she does. Enter Valerie (a girl from Rent-a-Date) and Trixie (the pizza delivery girl), and suddenly you have more women, real or imagined, than either man can handle.